Best. Headline. Ever. 

posted by natedogg at 02:05PM CST on January 19

This is an impressive game of one-upsmanship -- Nate gets a cat; Lulu gets an armadillo. Hey Nate -- what will Laura do if you pierce your ears!?!?? 

posted by mrflip at 06:56PM CST on January 19

You'll have to ask her. I'd hope for somewhere below the neck. 

posted by natedogg at 02:10PM CST on January 20

I will pay for Nate's piercing if he is willing to do it.
Look, new and improved "Nate", the "Pierced Nate" (2004), with pierced ears! Improved from last year's model, "Goatee Nate" (2003). Collect them all. 

posted by zieglerfe at 02:43PM CST on January 20

What about "Green Hair Nate", or the extremely elusive "Blue Hair Nate" (as seen at DAMOP) that was only available for a month. 

posted by natedogg at 03:01PM CST on January 21