December 08, 2008
Good Monday morning read: I'm Really Gonna Miss Systematically Destroying This Place.
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I've been loving the 1-graf-briefs they've had for the last few weeks: he's been Dragged Behind Presidential Motorcade For 26 Blocks, had his Eyelid Accidentally Nailed To Wall, Passed a Three-Pound Kidney Stone, Tumbled Wildly Down Washington Monument Staircase, and had a Crocodile Bite Off His Arm.
I wonder if the Onion has gotten to chat with the Secret Service yet.
posted by mrflip at 02:02AM CST on December 09