Vaporware. 

posted by javelina at 10:21PM CST on February 08

There's a lot of machinery necessary to keep that fusion cold. You need a damn impressive computer to process all of the information need to run it. 

posted by Valatan at 12:10AM CST on February 09

WTF are you people talking about? 

posted by TowtruckJohnny at 05:16PM CST on February 09

We are discussing the hotness of our quadlaser. 

posted by javelina at 05:26PM CST on February 09

The future, Johnny.

The future!!

Powered by 1.21 Jigawatts of fantasticness. 

posted by Valatan at 05:27PM CST on February 09

priceless 

posted by splatnikGanglion at 09:54PM CST on February 09

posted by natedogg at 12:57AM CST on February 10

I think non-entangled atoms are best represented by the plumb pudding model rather than the Bohr model. Also, I'm in ur atom trap, eatin ur plumb puddin. 

posted by javelina at 10:42AM CST on February 10

...(*cough*)...

\watering eyes, throat consticting.

The vapor from Schroedinger's litter box is too powerful. 

posted by shi at 01:38AM CST on February 11

Some updates.

I don't know much about how this is supposed to work, but I do know that this is a picture of their quantum processor on a dilution refrigerator, which, when done properly, can cool objects below 2 mK. Needless to say, this is not necessarily a simple task. So don't get your hopes up for buying yourself a desktop quantum computer next year to replace your aging Pentium. 

posted by doncarlo at 04:40PM CST on February 16