January 31, 2007

"Turner said the devices had been in place for two to three weeks in Boston; New York; Los Angeles, California; Chicago, Illinois; Atlanta, Georgia; Seattle, Washington; Portland, Oregon; Austin, Texas; San Francisco, California; and Philadelphia, Pennsylvania."

Where are they? 

And the town named after The Dish Network is DISH, Texas

maybe beerland? they have the adult swim dealies there at night...? 

Clearly, the terrorists have already won. 

1) How do you write that article and not even broach the idea that the officials may have overreacted?

2) How do you not include a photo of the device? or am I not seeing it? 

This link will help clear the air in Boston. 

The Wiki page has some images of the "bomb." 

Two plead not guilty to Boston Hoax Charges. Look at this article, for no other reason than the picture caption is awesome. 

You can read more about Peter Berdovsky (aka "Zebbler"; possible Felon) on the following pages:

Zebbler's MySpace Page -- friend him! I did!

Google cache of his resume from Zebbler.com

Google cache of Zebbler.com main page -- kinda blank. 

PS: Friending Zebbler is worth 100 MySpace slutz with a Zee!

PPS: There's a 6:1 Slutz-with-a-Zee/RealPeople friend ratio on my myspace. 

Also, Got Bombs? T-shirt from Cafe Press.

Also, also, apparently the one-and-only Austin Mooninite LED sign is up for sale on eBay.
Get it while it's hot. 

A YouTube clip of the press questioning the two on their way out of the courthouse 

Related story from Morning Edition today: Old people don't understand the younger generation's humor. (More or less.)

Also, get your "ATHF is the bomb" t-shirts while they last. 

Yeah, I was thinking about that, when I watched the Royal Tenenbaums with my parents, and they just had no clue what the joke was, at any point during the movie. It was strange. 

Boston dot com explains ATHF with pictures for the benefit of the old, uncool or lobotomized. 

"Shake tells Meatwad he is not allowed in the pool, because he's raw meat. He does go in sometimes."

How deliciously inane.

Plus, they say the "bombs" were Err when they were clearly Ignignokt. I would say "who cares" most of the time but when the point of the piece is explication it's sofa king we todd ed to get it wrong. 

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